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[21 Sep 2005|05:57pm]
-randomly walking around, wearing a badge that says, "My name is Yondy, I live at the Uchiha compound" and is carrying around a cardboard box-

...I'm lost. I don't think I am wearing pants...-looks down- Wait...is this a...skirt? Mommy, why am I wearing a skirt? ;~;

-gets inside the box-
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[18 Sep 2005|09:21am]
I tried to live at the arcade...

It didn't work. -cries-
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[11 Sep 2005|12:37am]
When did I get MARRIED? I am lost. I am confused. I am afraid.

...

I'm not wearing any pants. I thought I would remember this time. ;;-;;
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[25 Aug 2005|11:24am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

*wakes up in a locker he was searching, mouse on his head* Oh um... everyone passed inspection~!!! YAYY!! Time for a pizza party!!! Let's take a class trip to the arcade~!!!

...

...

My Yondy-sense is tingling... I think I remember... yes... pizza... music... fun.. little blond boy... masked DDR playa... I... rule...

.....

Nope, lost it. :D

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[20 Aug 2005|09:45pm]
OFFICER YONDY READY AND WAITING FOR INSPECTION~! Everyone please open your lockers~!!

...

... why is everyone opening their lockers at the same time!?!?! *afraid-- hits the floor* O_O
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[13 Aug 2005|08:06pm]
[ mood | confused ]

*looks down at his notebook* "Yondy-- you are married. You also have a son. His name is N-----*blurred out*."

P.S. Your name is ------- *blurred out*


... well gee. That's weird. o_o Haha, whoever wrote this is my notebook is playing a joke on me~! =D

...

Probably an EVIL JEDI. GASP. HELP ME OBI WAN, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. *dons Leia buns as he wanders around school aimlessly*

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[05 Aug 2005|11:38pm]
*dressed up as Princess Leia* Help me Obi-wan. You're my only hope.

^______^ *dances in metal bikini*
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[04 Aug 2005|06:34pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

I missed the kissing of-- of-- that inebriated girl with the buns! *proud of himself for going one sentence and not messing anything up* I feel so sorry for her... Ibiki (who is now impersonating an orange? You're doing a really good job~! ^_^) I would have saved her because I'm... *looks down in the notebook* The security guard and NOT the black guy from Miami Vice~! -^_^- I--

...

*sees orange/yellowish!Ibiki's shiny head* AHHH THE SUN!! THE SUN FELL OUT OF THE SKY!!! I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE OR WE'RE GOING TO MELT.

ANNOUNCEMENT: THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

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[26 Jul 2005|06:17pm]
[ mood | curious ]

YOO HOO HOO MATIES AND SHIVER ME TIMBERS~! Sea Captain Yondy'll blow yer lily livered gut out if yea be... something. WHO'S PLUSHIE THIS BE? WHERE BE THE LASSIE TENTEN? And more importantly... where be my pants? o_o

NO MATTER~! HOIST THE THINGY!! AVAST THE SOMETHING!! BLOW WIND BLOOOOW~!!!

...

Did I always have dread locks? o_o Why is it so... drafty? *looks at notebook* "Yondy, remember to wear pants." Oh dear~~ seems I forgot. ^____^

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[23 Jul 2005|09:11pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

*dons cow boy outfit*

ALLLLRIGHT YOU VARMINT COWPOKE. Y'all git along now. Or else Sheriff Yondy'll brand your yellow bellies. *blows smoke off of fake gun and polished kiddie badge* HEY NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!! SHOOT OUT!!!

...

There's a shoot out!? SHERIFF YONDY IS ON IT!! *flees*

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[17 Jul 2005|04:40pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Why am I locked in this closet? How did I get here? I'll check with my notebook-- ZOMG I HAVE A GUN! WHY DO I HAVE A GUN? Am I in a gang!? What's my gang name? I hope it's something cool like ZEBRA FIST OF FURY~! Am I a rapper too? Oooh, I must be a rapper and this notebook is where I write down my lyrics...

Word to ya mama, this shit is fly
If you diss my rhymes, I'll punch ya in the eye
Cruisin' with my homies, smoking dope, getting high
Tying up my do-rag, make the bitches cry


...

What was I doing again?

Someone help. ;;-;;

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